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Flat Earths!
A tongue-in-cheek couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.
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Positive (10) - 90% of the 10 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Feb 27, 2020
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Ponywolf, LLC
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About This Game

Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.

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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.

Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.

STAY WOKE!

As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?

  • 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
  • Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
  • Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
  • Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
  • A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought

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System Requirements

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SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7/8/10
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
    • Memory: 400 MB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
    • Memory: 400 MB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
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