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The Stonks Market
Gamble your entire life savings on ludicrous stock trades hoping to get rich or die trying in this hilarious narrative misadventure about winning at capitalism.
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Positive (29) - 89% of the 29 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
May 5, 2021
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Vagabond Dog

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Interface Full Audio Subtitles
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Includes 13 Steam Achievements
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About This Game

Become the Ultimate Daytrader

BUY, SELL, or HODL your stonks of choice as you navigate a real-time trading interface to capitalize on your limited funds, and convert them into a luxurious bounty of profits.

YOLO Your Life Savings

Leverage everything you own, refinance your home, and put your entire net worth at risk with trades that have the potential to destroy your life and leave you in complete financial ruin.

Return to Monke

Have a religious experience involving an ape that will give you strength to fight the FUD and set you on a course that will ultimately lead you to infinite riches or absolute peril.

Collapse the Economy

Take down hedge funds, market makers, and the entire capitalist system as you bring about the destruction of modern civilization in your daring pursuit of short-term gains.

Fast Funny

Expect a couple of quick laughs, replay opportunities, and some simple fun as you unlock its 13 achievements over around 45 mins of story and about 60 mins of trading action.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game deals with themes of gambling, and has some coarse language.

System Requirements

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    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel Pentium
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 900 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: 1920x1080 or better Display
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OSX 10.10 or better
    • Processor: Intel Core2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 900 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Compatible OpenGLR
    • Additional Notes: 1920x1080 or better Display
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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