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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
Recent Reviews:
Very Positive (11) - 100% of the 11 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (187) - 97% of the 187 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Mar 28, 2023
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Publisher:
Intelligible Games

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Features
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Steam Cloud
Profile Features Limited 
Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
English ✔ ✔
Includes 8 Steam Achievements

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“A critical (thinking) hit. It's funny, weird and thought-provoking”


“Great art and a light-hearted take on some big ideas”
9/10 –

About This Game

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.

The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!

A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.

If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:

Greatly polished presentation!
  • Higher resolution assets across the board!
  • New 16:9 layout!
  • Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!

New gameplay features!
  • Controller Support!
  • Achievements!
  • Dynamic conversation logging!
  • The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!

Additional script polish!
  • A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
  • Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
  • Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7+
    • Processor: 2.2 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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