About This Game

An endless swimmer that life itself depends upon!

Developers Note:

Hi, This game ain't great. I know it, you know it. BUT if you manage to get a score above 4200 the game will reward you with a FREE Steam key*. I'm just happy I will no longer have to awkwardly try and explain to people the first game I made many years ago, they can just experience it themselves.
-adamvision



Simply swim up and down on your way to victory. See how far you can go before being eliminated by popular methods of birth control.

FEATURES:
✔ FREE TO PLAY
✔ Simple one button / touch controls
✔ 13 ridiculous sperm
✔ 5 Power ups
✔ Avoid the effective birth control, such as the pill, condoms, and more.
✔ Includes Educational Factoids

Additional Credits:
Brianna Flynn - Additional Art
Song: "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" - Kevin MacLeod

* While keys last / Limit one per steam ID. Giveaways subject to being stopped any time.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game is an endless runner where you play as an unrealistic and cartoonish depiction of a sperm avoiding various birth control methods inside the fallopian tubes.

At the end of each run there is a box showing a random variety of researched factoids about sex and related education, things like "Contraception does not encourage promiscuity" and "The HPV vaccine isn't just for women".