About This Game

You're Nigel Norris Hancock, an old school veteran who fought in both world wars. You must delve into the depravity that is the internet in order to save your son.

Challenging levels filled with hilarious enemies and cutscenes. Each are themed on the website they inhabit.

Each level will thwart your attempts as much as the enemies. You must overcome obstacles, traps, and challenges in stages to reach the next level. Only by defeating enemies can you travel through the web.

One son to save. One ending to the madness.

Enemies will use outrageous and often comical attacks. As an old school veteran you aren't accustomed to dealing with this level of nonsense. Collect your favorite tobacco and vodka around the map to counter these effects.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

We use AI for audio and for some of the pictures. However, most content is made by artists. Since we are a parody game, we modify any content to fit the parody. We also try our best to make sure nothing is an immediate copy, and that we are generating unique content.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains adult humor and characterizations that are meant for adults. Will contain crude humor and minor sexualization of characters as it pertains to the humor.